Testo One Upper

There was one open stool at the bar so I sat down right next to him
Some duded up dude in a suite and tie he was two sheets to the wind
What started off small talk kept gettin' bigger kinda like his puffed out chest
Every time I'd say somethin' he'd say somethin' to outdo what I said

He had a faster fast car
He smoked a fatter cigar
Drank top shelf While he got a little louder, went on a little prouder
I was thinkin' to myself

I got somethin' money can't buy
My baby, she's right on the money
The cream of the crop, tip-top of the top
The bee's knees with a kiss like honey
Any hot shot, do me one better
Try to do me one better best hang it up
As long as I got your lovin' I got somethin'
A one upper can't one up

I said "Yeah, I fish a little and a mater of fact the other day I caught me a biggen"
And before I could say what mine weighed he was braggin' bass tournament winnin'
As if he didn't know he looked down at my boots and asked if they were made of real leather Just as I was about to lose my cool, thought of you and girl I kept it together

'Cause I got somethin' money can't buy
My baby, she's right on the money
The cream of the crop, tip-top of the top
The bee's knees with a kiss like honey
Any hot shot, do me one better
Try to do me one better best hang it up
As long as I got your lovin' I got somethin'
A one upper can't one up

I got somethin' money can't buy
My baby, she's right on the money
The cream of the crop, tip-top of the top
The bee's knees with a kiss like honey
Any hot shot, do me one better
Try to do me one better best hang it up
As long as I got your lovin' I got somethin'
A one upper can't one up
A one upper can't one up