Testo I've Got A Dream

Hook Hand Thug: I'm malicious, mean and scary

My sneer could curdle dairy

And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest

But despite my evil look
And my temper, and my hook

I've always yearned to be a concert pianist

Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart?

Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam?

Yep, I'd rather be called deadly

For my killer show-tune medley

Thank you!

'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream.
Thug Chorus: He's got a dream!

He's got a dream!

Hook Hand Thug: See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem!

Though I do like breaking femurs

You can count me with the dreamers

Like everybody else I've got a dream!

Big Nose Thug: I've got scars and lumps and bruises

Plus something here that oozes

And let's not even mention my complexion

But despite my extra toes

And my goiter, and my nose

I really want to make a love connection

Can't you see me with a special little lady

Rowin' in a rowboat down the stream?

Though I'm one disgusting blighter

I'm a lover, not a fighter --

'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream

I've got a dream!

Thug Chorus: He's got a dream!

Big Nose Thug: I've got a dream!

Thug Chorus: He's got a dream!

Big Nose Thug: And I know one day romance will reign supreme!

Though my face leaves people screaming

There's a child behind it, dreaming --

Like everybody else I've got a dream

Thug Chorus: Tor would like to quit and be a florist

Gunther does interior design

Ulf is into mime

Attila's cupcakes are sublime

Bruiser knits

Killer sews

Fang does little puppet shows

Hook Hand Thug: And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns!

Flynn: I have dreams, like you -- no, really!

Just much less touchy-feely

They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny

On an island that I own

Tanned and rested and alone

Surrounded by enormous piles of money

Rapunzel: I've got a dream!

Thug Chorus: She's got a dream!

Rapunzel: I've got a dream!

Thug Chorus: She's got a dream!

Rapunzel: I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam!

Thug Chorus: Yeahh!

Rapunzel: And with every passing hour

I'm so glad I left my tower --

Like all you lovely folks I've got a dream!

Thug Chorus: She's got a dream!

He's got a dream!

They've got a dream!

We've got a dream!

So our diff 'rences ain't really that extreme!

We're one big team...!

Call us brutal --

Sick --

Hook Hand Thug: Sadistic --

Big Nose Thug: And grotesquely optimistic

Thug Chorus:'Cause way down deep inside

We've got a dream!

Hook Hand Thug: I've got a dream!

Big Nose Thug: I've got a dream!

Thug Chorus: I've got a dream!

I've got a dream!

I've got a dream!

Rapunzel: I've got a dream!

All: Yes way down deep inside,

I've got a dream!

Yeahh!