Testo Ripped Pants

Spongebob: When I ripped my pants. I thought that I had everybody on my side. But I went and blew it, all sky high. And now she won't even spare a patsy glance. All just because I ripped my pants.

When big Larry came round just to put him down, Spongebob turned into a clown, and no girl ever wants to dance, with the fool who went and ripped his pants.
I know I shouldn't mow around, I shouldn't curse, but the pain feels so much worse.
Cuz winding up with no one is a lot less fun then a burn from the sun or sand in your buns.
Now I learned the lesson I won't soon forget, so listen and you won't regret: Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance and you won't end up like the fool who ripped his paaaaaaants!