Testo Squid

I stepped on an ancient fish
As I was walking on an ancient beach
I knew at once I'd done something wrong
My head, my body were completely gone

Now I'm something like a squid would be
Using squid technology
Living in a squid-like misery A squid car and a squid TV

Don’t go back in time
It’s not worth it!

Flailing my Tentacles
Turning green and purple
Spilling all my ink sacks
Tryna grip this tuna can

I didn’t intend to be
Some hideous turquoise thing
Some hideous third thing

Don’t go back in time It’s not worth it!

I’m under the water
Don’t go back in time
It’s not worth it!