Testo Cut It Dude

All the guys that look oh so stupid And I wanna know why All the girls they get so impressed It maked me wanna die All that long hair makes me whine It's '95 not '69 I don't think it's very nice Guys looking like Jesus Christ Big fat ugly jocks with hairdos Look like fucking clowns And everyone knows they're just The biggest jerks around I'm askingyou on bending knees Change your hairdo, won't you please Lose that ponytail, you'll see That you'd be so cool like me Won't you won't you cut it, dude Won't you won't you cut it, dude Won't you won't you cut it, dude That you'd be so cool like me