Testo Siam

Here's another song about a place near Hong Kong They got lots of opium and Lapsang Souchong Siam, Siam All the fancy pussycats come from this area Also got a lot of animals that scare ya Siam, Siam Python legs are poached in slimy toasaliva After eating that I'm lucky I'm aliva I am, yes I am Ask the king if you can stay to sample cuisine Maybe he will even let you dine with the queen Siam, Siam Nicest little place I live in since Budapest If you think that I'm in love you're right, I confess I am, I am, yes I am, with Siam I am