Testo Vagitarian

I like her and she likes her and I think that she likes her too,
I contemplate that we can take, but I never have a clue,
Until one day.....
When I was waking up with her she said "this is weird cause I'm a lesbian and I can't like you"
But I said....
"I've always liked you, you're the one for me can't you see cause you and me were meant to be"

[Chorus] I wish I was a lesbian then she could be my girlfriend,
She's the coolest chick I know Lisa will you come to my next show,
Let's work it out cause your the only one I think about,
and I don't care that she likes chicks although my friends say forget about it..
Hey..Hey Hey Hey

It's agony the thoughts of time we could have had
A magic eight ball tells me things wont be so bad
My friends all say "let it go" think I'm dumb but they don't know
She likes chicks but I like chicks too
Shit what can I do...

[Chorus]

Hey....
It's useless for me to pretend
she only takes lesbians
I guess she never will like men
She's a va-gi-ta-ri-an
useless for me to pretend
she only takes lesbians
(what can I do)
useless for me to pretend
She only takes lesbians
(cause I like you)
useless for me to pretend
she only takes lesbians
(cant you see)
useless for me to pretend
She only takes lesbians
( you and me)
She just wants me to pretend
She only takes lesbians
(were meant to be)
She just wants me to pretend
She only takes lesbians

I wish I was a lesbian then she could be my girlfriend
She's the coolest chick I know Lisa will you come to my next show,
Let's work it out cause your the only one I think about,
I don't care that you like chicks but all my friends say forget about it..
Hey..Hey Hey Hey

Hey.....

It's useless for me to pretend
cause she only takes les-bians
I guess she never will like men
cause she's a va-gi-ta-ri-an