Testo Martin's In A Fix

Martin's in a fix,
Why o why? he's a loser!
He wears a little Trilby
I don't know why, he's a loser
He's stepping out with Maureen
Why o why? he's a loser!
Martin's on the guest list
If he's not he'll cry, he's a loser
And we're gonna sort him out real soon
And we're gonna sort him out real soon
Martin's in a fix, Martin is a wanker
Martin's in a fix, Martin is a wanker

Martin's in a fix
And I don't know why, he's a loser
Mincing round boutiques
In Notting hill, he's a loser
He's a rover, he's a shaker
Why o why? he's a loser!
He's going to a party
Why o why? he's a loser!
And we're gonna sort him out real soon
And we're gonna sort him out real soon
Martin's in a fix, Martin is a wanker
Martin's in a fix, Martin is a wanker

He's always right, he's never wrong
Martin's in a fix
He's always right, he's never wrong
Martin's in a fix
Martin's in a fix
Martin's in a fix

It's over, it's over
It's over, it's over
It's over!