Testo Grandfather Die

When grandfather dies

Life will be strange

When greandfather dies

My whole world will change
When grandfather dies

I'll scream and I'll yell

'Cause I'll be f*ckin' rich as hell



So grandfather die

Don't keep me in suspence

So grandfather cough

up that inheiratance
So grandfather don't

Hold on another day

I love you to death

But I've got bills to pay



A stroke would be nice

Disease would be cool

I'll scatter his ashes

In my new swimming pool

I'll jam with the Stones

I'll dine with the queen

So let's say we unplug that machine



So grandfather fly

To heaven you must pass

So grandfather think

Of all the juicy angel ass

So grandfather die

Before the fiscal year

Oh how I

Wish Kavorkian were here



For god sake you must be as old as the hills

I'm sick from the stench from the diafirst pills

You're deaf, dumb and blind, and an amputee

You donate your blood every time that you pee

Your arthritus acts up whenever it rains

Your so old your penis has vericose veins

Why dont you die grandpa?

Why do you fight?

You old mother f*cker just walk tward the god d*mn light



Walk toward the light old man

Walk toward the light old man



It's all over now

My grand-daddy's dead

a mysterious blow

to his wrinkled old head

Before I connect

A small over sight

But everything should turn out all right

I'll start working on my grandma tonight