Testo Something's Wrong

When your pubic hair's on fire
Something's wrong
When you think you're the Messiah
Something's wrong
When you mistake a plane for Venus
Something's wrong
When your girlfriend's got a penis
Something's wrong Something's wrong
Ah something's wrong
Ah Something's wrong

When you like music more than life
Something's wrong
When you start sleeping as you drive
Something's wrong
When your favorite drink is thinner
Something's wrong
When you're proud to be a sinner
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Ah something's wrong
Ah something's wrong
When a canary drives a tractor
Something's wrong
When your president's an actor
Something's wrong
When your jacket's plagued with dandruff
Something's wrong
If you think that this song matters
Something's wrong
Something's wrong
Ah something's wrong
Ah something's wrong

Something's wrong
Ah something's wrong
Ah something's wrong
Ah something's wrong