Testo The Clap

If you're happy someone went behind your back
And cheated on you with another snack
But you never did the dirty
So you didn't have to worry
When you found out later that they got the [*clap clap*]

If you're happy that your gut was speaking facts
And it told you not to do it, it's a trap So you said I'll see ya later
Rather be a masturbater
Then you heard the alligator had the [*clap clap*]

If you're happy that you kept it in your pants
Cuz someone that you liked had other plans
Don't be sad you didn't pull it
Just be glad you dodged a bullet
You never got the [*clap*] so clap your hands [*clap clap*]