Testo Adam Sandler

When I moved to Hollywood
Everybody looked so cool
Celebrities and parties
Gucci belts infinity pools

But I suffer from depression
And I don't have many friends
I don't fit in with influencers I have existential dread

When I start to panic
And the Prozac doesn't help
I think about Big Daddy
And I ask myself

What would Adam Sandler do (do)
What would Adam Sandler wear (wear)
If I was Adam Sandler too (too)
I'd wear flip flops everywhere (where)

What would Zohan do
Billy Madison is lit
Mr. Deeds is such a good dude Happy Gilmore just don't give a shit

He's a father, he's a gangster
He's a crocstar, he's a gambler
He's my hero, he's got rizz
He has zero fucks to give
He's just like us
In Adam Sandler we trust