Testo Everyone's Tongue

When I was a child
I was quite normal, quite mild
Quite sane, quite happy and it's still the same
But now I've learned how to play the game
Well I met a French man, he gets what he wants
He shat on my head and then on my croissants
But when I'm right because I'm wrong
It's probably where it came from
We build a plantation
We grew ourselves some starvation
Now we're gonna build an aid station
Well, the irony's not lost in me
But I don't give a shit about irony, aha
Well, I don't care who it is
I'm gonna jizz
I'm gonna jizz (Oh)
I dont carе who you are
But if you're not far, then you'rе not far

I was torn apart
By the shark infested waters
I was eaten by my friends Now I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun
I was eaten by my friends
Now I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun (By my friends)
I was eaten by my- (friends)
Now I am the French man's son
I can see that love is just for fun
And I was eaten by my friends
Now I know that love is on the... run!

And every prick's tongue
Is just a little bit more slippery than the other one (the other one)
Loud as a ham, explain who I am
How does a man explain?
My body's in my bed, but my head is in my hands
Living with a lizard was a lot like living with him
My skin (My skin)
My silky skin (My silky skin)
Can fall in the streets and the skies that I live in
How does a ham explain who I am?
How does a man explain?

But I was torn apart
By the shark infested waters, Argh!
I was eaten by my friends
I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun (By my friends)
I was eaten by my friends
I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun (By my friends)
I was eaten by my- (friends)
Now I am the French man's son
Oh, I can see that love is just for fun
And I was eaten by, I was eaten by, I was eaten by, I-wah-yah
Argh!
Argh!
Argh!

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