Testo The Clinton Song

If Clinton had AIDS, we'd have a cure in a year We'd be doing much more if Al Gore were a queer We'd be close to a cure if Hillary were a guy It'd be priority one if one of them were going to die If Clinton were a woman, there'd be no more glass ceiling Equal rights, equal pay, the old boys' club would be reeling He'd have a much higher voice; he'd have much smaller bones If Clinton were a woman, I'd pay to see him with Paula Jones If Clinton liked rap, he'd be hooked on ebonics He'd be hard to decode, but a lot more laconic He'd be one bad, righteous, dope homey mo-fo If Clinton liked rap, Hillary would be the first ho