Testo The Fun Lovin' Criminal

One, two, three and I come with the redneck stylebecause you know I get paid by the mile, like AvisI pave this, Fast save this, everybody smile. . .And act gracioussee I rob banks, I pull pranks, sometimes I eatfranks and knishes,best wishes, I'm vicious and hereI am again like CNN. Delivery my friend.Stick 'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' CriminalYes we bug a lot and my friends is loud and. . .I'm more freaky than Disco 2000I scream, I yell, I bark, I biteI'll hit you with an egg on a hot summer nightI never let the cops get wind of meI never say dieI never take myself too seriouslyCause everybody knows fat birds don't flyStick'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' CriminalMeans with the green, murder on your spleenliving in a dream do you know what I meangoateed indeed, smart like John SteedI'll steal your girlie and I'll steal your weedI got so much flavor. . .I always leave you chewin'I got so many styles you think I'm from the U.N.I broke into the White House and never got caughtand I'd be Neil Armstrong if I was an astronautWe're always optimistic about human relationsWe've got more friends than my man Peter GatienWe're always fun loving, so don't start buggingIf your girlie comes up and starts kissing and huggingStick'em up punk, it's the Fun Lovin' Criminal