Testo Mister Minister

Mister Minister, I swear, you're not crazy
Mister Minister, this is not a hoax, this is not some kind of practical joke
I am a Wizard, I'm the head of the Ministry of Magic, not to worry
Odds on, you'll never see me again,
I'll only come around if ever there's a problem on our end

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Odds are, odds are, odds are, we won't be seeing much of each other (x2)
I'm sorry, to have to tell you, but we have a problem
I've just returned from the Wizards' prison Azkaban, they've had a breakout
Sirius Black, a known Muggle killer is on the lose, but don't worry

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Don't worry, don't worry we'll have it taken care of tomorrow
I just need you, I just need you, to alert the public please

Here I am again, with worse news than before, we've had another breakout
From Azkaban. 10 Death Eaters are on the lose rallying behind Sirius Black.

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But no, I swear, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has not returned
Mister Minister, may I introduce, Rufus, Rufus Scrimgeour
He is my successor, he is the new Minister of Magic
And he would like to speak to you