Testo This Is All You Get

I was gonna fix you a dirty Martini
With olives gin and everything in it
Was gonna light a candle
Maybe set the table just for you
And put your favorite vinyl on
Greatest hits, some Kiss, some Stones
Entertain in style, put a perfect vibe on just for you
But I, I've had a bit to drink
I smoked a little bit
So this is all you get