Testo Spin Cycle

Mr. Spin Cycle This is his story Mr. Spin Cycle Spinning into glory Married Mrs. Dryer Laundromat liar Pinned up against the wall Torturing dirty clothes Starching and cutting holes Pretending he did nothing at all Mr. Spin Cycle This is his life Mr. Spin Cycle This is his wife Raided a laundromat Called the owner "fat" And then drove off in his car A yellow dryer Driving like fire Drove to someplace real far Mr. Spin Cycle This is his death Mrs. Dryer Ran out of breath Spin Cycle was spinning But the clothes were winning Tying themselves up in knots The motor was straining And started refraining Spin Cycle was finally stopped