Testo Puerto Rico

You say you wanna take me down to Puerto RicoCrowded Puerto RicoHumid Puerto RicoYou say you wanna take me up to the mountainsThe boring mountainsYou say you wanna take out to Las VegasViva viva Las VegasI heard itI did itI got the billI lived itI paid itPaying stillCompliments and promises can't fool me twiceSpreading lies like that around isn't very niceYou say I'm so fascinating like no one else you knowNo one else you know?Your wife should knowYou say you wanna put me on some TV showThe Johnny Carson show?Come onLet's goYou say you wanna buy me leather coats and carsMake me a starTake a trip to Mars!I did itI got itI got the jewelI made itI paid itAnd I'm no foolCompliments and promises can't fool me twiceYou're such a low-life schemerBeat it creep dematerializeBeat it creep dematerialize