Testo Take Off

Hello and welcome to this lit ass flight
Federal law requires compliance with all
signs, placards and crew member instructions

To fasten your seatbelts put the down buckle
inside the other buckle
You probably do this everyday in your vehicle
It's no different on a plane To tie it just pull that strap
Your seatbelt should be light across your hips
Are you ready for take-off?

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We're about to get airborne bitch

Take-off Take-off
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It's time to fuckin' take-off bitch

Bitch

Are you ready for take-off

Take-off
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Take-off
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It's time to fuckin' take-off bitch

We're about to experience some turbulence

Are you ready for take-off

Take-off
Take-off
Take-off
Take-off

Alright, thanks for flying with us on this lovely day
If you'd like to apply for a sky miles card please see a flight attendant
Otherwise have a nice evening