Testo White Sugar Is The Devil

I heard him say the other day, I'm a Vegan.

I don't eat meat or cheese.

I don't eat honey.

I don't touch dairy products,
I can't wear wool,

I think this has beef broth in it,

I can't eat that!



What the fuck is wrong with cheese?

What the fuck is wrong with honey?



I heard him say the other day, I'm a vegetarian,
I won't touch red meat, and I don't eat pork

I only keep chickens for pets, and I hardly eat fish.

Get that steak away from me, I'll have a salad!



What the fuck is wrong with steak?

And how the fuck can you eat fish?



I heard them say the other day, we eat organic.

We shop at community market, what the fuck's a twinkie?



Only non-GMO soybean products, it better be cruelty free!

We only eat unbleached flour, white sugar's the devil!



What the fuck is wrong with twinkies?

What the fuck is wrong with you?