Testo Tidal Wave

A foot in the street and a foot in the gutter

That's one foot in the morning rain

Just 'round the corner a hole full of water

Hot dog, it's a holiday


Splish splash in a pool or puddle

Don't trip up on a tidal wave

You'll crash in a murky muddle and,

And you'll know how it feels

To know you're not real



I went for a walk and I climbed up the tower
It seemed like a thousand years

'Til I reached the top, oh, and I picked a flower

That grew through the stratosphere



Drop down to a cloud or jetstream

Don't trip up on a weathervane

You'll drown in a world of wet dreams and,

And you'll know how it feels

To know you're not real



I wrote a letter and I gave it to Jenny

I hoped for some return

The next time I saw her she gave me a penny

Wrapped up in a gummy worm



Run 'round in a field or meadow

Don't trip up on a sugar cane

Fall down in a lazy shadow and,

And you'll know how it feels

To know you're not real