Testo Factory Direct

Radio stations playing what you want to hear
When it went gold, and then went platinum
With girls screaming in your ear
I snapped a photo of
Lunch meat on the tour bus
(Lunch meat on the tour bus)
And sold it factory direct
I gave the invitations to the crowd around
They were all screaming for your blood and common adoration
Drugs will numb the situation
And you can go back home to mom and dad

Strippers, fancy cars, tattoos overly indulged
The smoke machines
Turned on ten will cause the fire marshall to show up
But who could stop the rock when it had just begun to rule
Surely not me as I was only in a happy pool

I gave the invitations to the crowd around
They were all screaming for your blood and common adoration
Drugs will numb the situation
And you can go back home to mom and dad