Testo The Dragoncon Gospel Song

I've been planning since December, got a room all of my own
And maybe by the morning I'll no longer be alone
There's an easy gaming chick out there, I'm gonna make her mine
If I can make it through this registration line

Oh by morning everything will be all right
I'm getting laid at Dragoncon tonight
My lonely days will all be gone, I'm getting laid at Dragoncon If I make it through the registration line

All these girls would love to do the Emperor's Royal Guard
And I hear those chicks in Matrix gear will spank you pretty hard
It's Halloween on Labor Day, and things will all be fine
If I make it through this registration line

Oh by morning everything will be all right
I'm getting laid at Dragoncon tonight
My lonely days will all be gone, I'm getting laid at Dragoncon
If I make it through the registration line

Any dork can make here - it's one hard job to botch
You can even get the guy who used to play The Hulk to watch
And not one of these girls will care about my overbiteWhen I make it through this registration line

Oh by morning everything will be all right
I'm getting laid at Dragoncon tonight
My lonely days will all be gone, I'm getting laid at Dragoncon
If I make it through the registration line