Testo Hollywood

When they take one of Shakespeare?s greatest plays, DiCaprio, gets the lead, When a film called "Du-ude, Where?s My Car", Gets made, (they must be) smoking weed, This is the trashbin of culture they call Hollywood, I?d nuke the pla-ace, if I could, The scripts are junk, the actors are punks, (da da daaa, da da dadaaa) Then they make a bunch of remakes, From Brady Bunch to Lost in Spaaaace Do we have to watch Banderas, What a total jackass he is, And Will Smith in Men in Bla-ack, A place full of coked up stars called Hollywood, Hollywood (da, da, da, dada dadaaaa) When Keaaa-nu Reeves excla-aims, "Whoooaaa", Please no more mobster films with Deniro, The Academy Award this year, Went to Nicole Kidman's nose, This is the trashbin of culture, they call Hollywood, I'd nuke the pla-ace, if I could, Yet people seeeee, "Scary Movie", It's got no class, just full of trash, It's Hollywoooood, Yes Hooollyyywooood.