Testo Frogprince

You found me sitting
in a pool of my own sick
you were looking really hot,
while I'm sure I looked like shit
the next thing that I know
is that you took me home
which was quite cool I must admit
after a while it turned out
I was not the one
you wouldn't face it
so our thing kept going on
I did some stupid shit
you kept forgiving it
which was quite weird
to more than some
I'm sorry that I'm not
exactly like you'd dreamed
living up to expectations
is harder than it seems

you thought I was your frogprince,
but I'm just a fucking toad and you covered me with kisses,
but that only got me soaked
I ain't no romeo,
I've tried but it won't go
you think I need someone to save me,
but I'm pretty sure I don't

you threw me back out in the end
and that's OK
guess I was just a waste
of your time anyway
now I'm back in my pool
acting all tough and cool
but not quite knowing what to say
I wish I could have been
exactly like you'd dreamed
living up to expectations
is harder than it seems

the 'saved your life' joke
has gone wrong
so now I'm falling on and on
hitting everything I come across,
but never slowing down
and I like the way it feels,
seems like I'm totally free
till I hit the cold, hard floor,
and it's back to being alone
you thought I was your frogprince,
but I'm just a fucking toad
and you covered me with kisses,
but that only got me soaked
I ain't no romeo,
I'm not that kinda boy
and I ain't no fucking frogprince,
I am just a fucking toad...