Testo Valet Parking

[Cardiff to Vilnius in five easy verses]

Vilnius vacation
I don't need no inoculation
I just jump in my car and go
For how long?
I do not know
The Euro Zone is my home
Passed my driving test last year
You know it took me a while to get there
It was my fourth time around
And I was in perfect mind of sound
Underneath my chair is the road to her

[At this point I switch my radio on]
If it's not crap trance on the radio
Then it's problem rock on every show
You know they've got no more lows to go
They're making to much money
And taking to much Blow
Your mind is behind
[And this is total nowness]
Fly away in my silver Bluebird
Some would argue that it's grey
Fly away in my silver Bluebird
Sleep in lay-by's on the way

[Coming up to Berlin I have a mild accident]
Well it's Solvent Abuse Awareness Week
At the clinic in a Berlin backyard:
Sleek as the big lump on my head
I could really do with a bath and a bed
But underneath my chair
Is the road to her

[So I just head on toward Poland]
Reach my destination with no satellite navigation system
Just a map and a clear mind
If I run out of bucks
Maybe I'll drive a truck
But it's a lonely way to make some pay

Fly away in my silver Bluebird
Some would argue that it's grey
Fly away in my silver bluebird
Sleep in lay-by's on the way
Fly, Fly away
Fly, Fly away
Valet! Valet!