Testo Simon Can't Sing

(words & music by Arska)

I donâ??t wanna be an American Idol
I donâ??t wanna be on a magazine cover
But I wouldnâ??t say no to one million dollars
Would U?
I wrote me a song and itâ??s not about love
I donâ??t give a damn if U tell me it sucks I wonâ??t pretend Iâ??m someone else
Could U?
Simon canâ??t sing, Simon canâ??t dance
He doesnâ??t look cool and heâ??s not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
I donâ??t need fame from a marketing putz
15 minutes never gonna be enough
I didnâ??t get here overnight
Should U?
Simon canâ??t sing, Simon canâ??t dance
He doesnâ??t look cool and heâ??s not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(Heâ??s wearing black now)
Simon canâ??t sing, Simon canâ??t dance
He doesnâ??t look cool and heâ??s not in a band But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(Heâ??s always wearing black)
Do U think UR really cool?
Do U think that U rule?
Do u think that UR hot on UR TV show?
Do U think that UR cool?
Do U think that U rule?
Do U think U have the hottest TV show?
Itâ??s just a TV show!
I donâ??t wanna sing for a soda pop ad
I wonâ??t sell out 4 a big lump of cash
Iâ??d rather piss off everyone
Like U!
Simon canâ??t sing, Simon canâ??t dance
He doesnâ??t look cool and heâ??s not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(Heâ??s wearing black now)
Simon canâ??t sing, Simon canâ??t dance
He doesnâ??t look cool and heâ??s not in a band
But he thinks he looks so hot when he dresses in black
(Heâ??s always wearing black)