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Never really wanted a dick.
The thought of having a penis makes me rather sick, well,
I don't mind my silicone toy,
She makes me feel a little more like a boy.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on. This is an ode to my strap-on.
Wear it under my pants, scare you at dinner,
If it's too big I've got another one that's thinner.
Oh surprise, it's a boy, not really, just kidding,
It's just my awesome little toy!, well..
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
There's nothing wrong with using your fingers,
But sometimes you wanna go just a little bit bigger.
This is an ode to my strap-on. Don't freak out, it's no bigger than your super plus tampon!
It's not cos I need any help in the sack.
And it's not to make up for any part that I lack.
It's just my way of driving hands free,
Choose the size and colour girl and leave the rest to me.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
No you probably can't use it on me,
But buy me another drink girl and maybe we'll see
The thought of having a penis makes me rather sick, well,
I don't mind my silicone toy,
She makes me feel a little more like a boy.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on. This is an ode to my strap-on.
Wear it under my pants, scare you at dinner,
If it's too big I've got another one that's thinner.
Oh surprise, it's a boy, not really, just kidding,
It's just my awesome little toy!, well..
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
There's nothing wrong with using your fingers,
But sometimes you wanna go just a little bit bigger.
This is an ode to my strap-on. Don't freak out, it's no bigger than your super plus tampon!
It's not cos I need any help in the sack.
And it's not to make up for any part that I lack.
It's just my way of driving hands free,
Choose the size and colour girl and leave the rest to me.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
This is an ode to my strap-on.
No you probably can't use it on me,
But buy me another drink girl and maybe we'll see
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