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Testo Joni: La's No. 1 Health Goth
Testo Joni: La's No. 1 Health Goth
"Hello, the program you are about to watch is a special presentation brought to you by IHTV's public broadcasting network
This program was made possible by the efforts of Illuminati Hotties corporation, and contributions from little shredders like you. Thank you!"
YOU WISH
YOU WERE
LIKE HER
LIKE HER
Joni is a punk babe
Joni is the second wave
Joni is a black jean jacket
Joni's in the first band
Joni has a cool hand
Joni knows the problem is systematic
Joni cut the tour line
Joni doesn't have time
Joni likes to dart on stage
Joni's on a juice cleanse
Joni doesn't need friends
Cos Joni's got the whole room trained
YOU WISH YOU WERE
LIKE HER
LIKE HER
I bet shе never looks your way
I bet shе never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you
YOU WISH
YOU WERE
LIKE HER
LIKE HER
When Joni's on a first date
Joni goes to third base
And when you wake up Joni's all gone
[? distorted vocals]
YOU WISH
YOU WERE
LIKE HER
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you
Joni's got a brand new mullet
Fast and cool as a silver bullet
And she's so on your couch
And she wants you to pull it!
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you
YOU WISH
YOU WERE
LIKE HER
LIKE HER
This program was made possible by the efforts of Illuminati Hotties corporation, and contributions from little shredders like you. Thank you!"
YOU WISH
YOU WERE
LIKE HER
LIKE HER
Joni is a punk babe
Joni is the second wave
Joni is a black jean jacket
Joni's in the first band
Joni has a cool hand
Joni knows the problem is systematic
Joni cut the tour line
Joni doesn't have time
Joni likes to dart on stage
Joni's on a juice cleanse
Joni doesn't need friends
Cos Joni's got the whole room trained
YOU WISH YOU WERE
LIKE HER
LIKE HER
I bet shе never looks your way
I bet shе never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you
YOU WISH
YOU WERE
LIKE HER
LIKE HER
When Joni's on a first date
Joni goes to third base
And when you wake up Joni's all gone
[? distorted vocals]
YOU WISH
YOU WERE
LIKE HER
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you
Joni's got a brand new mullet
Fast and cool as a silver bullet
And she's so on your couch
And she wants you to pull it!
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never looks your way
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared
I bet she never cared about you
YOU WISH
YOU WERE
LIKE HER
LIKE HER
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- Protector
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- Toasting
- MMMOOOAAAAAYAYA
- Knead
- Growth
- Pool Hopping
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