Testo Dan's Christopher Walken Impersonation

When you told me you loved the beach,
I set off an A-Bomb at every coastline.
When you told me you loved the grass,
I set off weedkiller through all the water pipes.
When you told me you loved the sun,
I sent astronauts to extinguish it.
When you told me you loved me,
I imploded from the stomach out.