Testo That Reindeer Can Play Guitar

It was a sweltering July at the North Pole With the mercury at a balmy forty-two Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen Were shvitzin? with nothin? to do (they were tired of reindeer games) Into the lodge strolled Raymond What a reindeer! Everybody?s pal. He thought that he might try To get on Santa?s better side By raising the reindeer morale (Rudolph had a red nose-- Raymond?s was brown.) He said to Fred the elf "You see that guitar on the shelf? I can?t get for myself?would you?" And everyone agreed Yeah, music?s what we need Hey Ray, can you play a song or two? Please do. CHORUS Raymond, you?re a reindeer with talent Someday you may be a star The world?s gonna say Have you hear about Ray? That reindeer can play guitarNow, it?s true Raymond knew about music His guitar licks were tastier than salt Though he felt a little tense When someone in the audience Said "You better be good ?cause Santa?s watching" Oy gevalt! But he picked up that guitar and started wailing And he nailed a couple very fancy moves All the elves and Santa Claus Stood with open jaws ?cause it?s hard to play guitar with hooves There were praises from Ray?s reindeer family As they looked upon their kin with new regard And his cousin who saved Christmas With that shiny red proboscis Said "Raymond, I?ve got this agent? Here?s his card." CHORUS Raymond, you?re a reindeer with talent Someday you may be a star The world?s gonna say Have you heard about Ray? That reindeer can play guitar Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Listen to that caribou He?s doing Purple Haze Old Raymond was content to play the small gigs Making doe-s, his future rosy and bright Then his agent got the mother-of-all gigs Said "You?re playing the Tonight Show?tonight Oy! He said Raymond you?ll be famous by the morning I claim your name will be the latest rage A star will be born Another Stevie Ray Fawn And with that he pushed Ray onto the stage Some say it was a bad case of stage-fright The stress of the big night ? Who knows? But it happened when they turned on the spotlight Like a deer caught in the headlights --- he froze. Raymond you?re a reindeer with talent But that?ll only get you so far If you want to hit the heights Theny ou gotta handle light And maybe someday The world will say That reindeer can play guitar.