Testo The Taco Song

I know this girl, sheâ??s a fat vegetarian
She acts so hip, sheâ??s a tough talking lesbian
She donâ??t eat meat, but sheâ??ll suck all the tacos in town
Sheâ??s at the border and her tongue is going round and round

Oh yeah UR everything
And what U want itâ??s everywhere
Everyone is watching U U know thereâ??s nothing to do
Letâ??s hang out over in taco hell (taco)
Baby why does UR taco smell so bad?


Break it!
U know this girl, she gets drunk almost everyday
She smokes so much that her house is always permanent gray
Sheâ??ll write a check â?? dumb idea â?? the judge says 2 years long
Sheâ??s in a funk, yeah she funks to a funky song

Everyone (Everyone)
Everybody knows it
Everyone (Everyone)
Everyone (U know U know) Everyone
Everyone, watching U, judging U, telling U what to do
Theyâ??re so amused, theyâ??re so confused
I know, I know they call U a fag â??cause theyâ??re scared and theyâ??re mad
And they grew up in a small town with dicks the size of peanuts