Testo Starfucker

Yoko Ono + Sonny Bono
They had a love child
And they said â??oh no, oh no!â?
They had a mission, they had ambition
They had no talent, but they were on television

Heâ??s the guy hanging on Madonnaâ??s skirt
Sheâ??s the girl grabbing on to Jack Whiteâ??s purse They wanna be, celebrities!

Nancy Spungen, she was a hero
Just like Courtney, who was a zero
They married rock stars, turned into junkies
They own the albums, they got the money

Heâ??s the guy hanging on Madonnaâ??s skirt
Sheâ??s the girl grabbing on to Jack Whiteâ??s purse
They wanna be, celebrities!
Heâ??s the guy holding hands with Beyonce
Sheâ??s the ho right behind P Diddyâ??s game
They wanna be, celebrities!

Would U like 2? Would U like 2?
Would U like 2?
Sucker!

Sharon Arden married Ozzy
She ran the business, she was bossy
They got a sitcom, it topped the ratings
She did a talk show
But it was so freaking boring it got cancelled

CHOX

Would U like 2?
Would U like 2?
Would U like 2?
Sucker!