Testo Gaston

LefouGosh, it disturbs me to see you, GastonLooking so down in the dumpsEvery guy here'd like to be you, GastonEven when taking your lumpsThere's no man in town as admired as you -You're everyone's fa-vor-ite guy -Everyone's awed and inspired by youAnd it's not very hard to see whyNo one's slick as GastonNo one's quick as GastonNo one's neck's is as incredibly thick as Gaston's!For there's no man in town as half as manlyPerfect! A pure paragon!You can ask any Tom, Dick or StanleyAnd they'll tell you whose teamThey'd prefer to be on!Tom, Dick & StanleyNo one's been like GastonA kingpin like GastonLefouNo one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston!GastonAs a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!AllMy, what a guy, that Gaston!Give five hurrahs! Give twelve hip-hips!LefouGaston is the bset and the rest is all drips!AllNo one fights like GastonDouses lights like GastonLefouIn a wrestling match, nobody bites like GastonSilly GirlsFor there's no one as burly and brawnyGastonAs you see, I've got biceps to spareLefouNot a bit of him's scraggly or scrawnyGastonThat's right! And every last inch of me's covered with hair!CroniesNo one hits like GastonVillager #1Matches wits like GastonVillager #2In a spitting match, nobody spits like GastonGastonI'm especially good at expectorating!Ptooey!AllTen points for Gaston!GastonWhen I was a lad I ate four dozen eggsEvery morning to help me get largeAnd now that I'm grownI eat five dozen eggsSo I'm roughly the size of a bargeAllMy, what a guy - Gaston!AllNo one shoots like GastonMakes those beauts like GastonLefouThen goes tromping around wearing boots like GastonGastonI use antlers in all of my decorating!AllMy, what a guy - Gaston!