Testo Be Our Guest

LumiereBe our guest! Be our guest!Put our service to the testTie your napkin round your neck, cherieAnd we'll provide the restSoup du jour!Hot hors d'oeuvres!Why, we only live to serveTry the grey stuff, it's deliciousDon't believe me? Ask the dishes!They can sing, they can dance!After all, miss, this is France!And a dinner here is never second bestGo on, unfold your menuTake a glance, and then you'llBe our guestOui, our guest!Be our guest!FlatwareBeef ragout!Cheese soufflé!Pie and pudding en flambé!LumiereWe'll prepare and serve with flairA culinary cabaret!You're alone and you're scaredBut the banquet's all preparedNo one's gloomy or complainingWhile the flatware's entertainingWe tell jokes, I do tricksWith my fellow candlesticksFlatwareAnd it's all in perfect taste, that you can bet!Come on and lift your glassYou've won your own free pass toBe our guest!LumiereIf you're stressedIt's fine dining we suggestAllBe our guest, be our guest, be our guest!Be our guest, be our guestGet your worries off your chestLet us say for your entréeWe've an array, may we suggestTry the bread, try the soupWhen the croutons loop de loopIt's a treat for any diner!Don't believe me? Ask the china!Singing pork, dancing vealWhat an entertaining mealHow could anyone be gloomy or depressed?We'll make you shout encoreAnd send us out for moreSo be our guest, be our guestBe our guestMrs. PottsIt's a guest, it's a guestSakes alive, well I'll be blessed!Wine's been poured and thank the LordI've had the napkins freshly pressedWith dessert, she'll want teaAnd my dear, that's fine with meWhile the cups do their soft-shoeingI'll be bubbling! I'll be brewing!I'll get warm, piping hot!Heaven's sake! Is that a spot?Clean it up! We want the company impressed!AllWe've got a lot to doMrs. PottsIs it one lump or twoFor you, our guestAllShe's our guest!Mrs. PottsShe's our guest!AllShe's our guest!Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!LumiereLife is so unnervingFor a servant who's not servingHe's not whole without a soul to wait uponAh, those good old days when we were usefulSuddenly, those good old days are goneTen years, we've been rustingNeeding so much more than dustingNeeding exercise - a chance to use our skillsMost days, we just lay around the castleFlabby, fat and lazyYou walked in and ups-a-daisy!AllBe our guest! Be our guest!Our command is your requestIt's ten years since we've had anybody hereAnd we're obsessedWith your meal, with your easeYes, indeed, we aim to pleaseWhile the candlelight's still glowingLet us help you, we'll keep goingCourse by course, one by one!Till you shout, "Enough, I'm done!"Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digestTonight you'll prop your feet up!But for now, let's eat up!Be our guest!Be our guest!Be our guest!Please be our guest!