Testo Yul Bryner Was A Skinhead

there's a fella from a film reminds me of duncan goodhew
not a proper skinhead cause he hasn't gotta tattoo
he's not as wise as he seems, cause he's just an actor
he's a dunce, i've never seen him on the krypton factor

we always use silvicryn to keep our heads clean
but we know that yulie's not a normal human bein'
cause he uses mr. sheen
yul brynner, yul brynner

they say he's a skinhead, but we know that it's a lie

yul brynner, yul brynner

he's just a baldy geezer from the king and i

yul ba, ba, ba, ba, babababa brynerrrrrrrr

yul brynner was a skinhead, they said on the news
but i've never seen yul brynner wearin' dr. martin shoes
his only claim to fame was that he had a shiny nut
but i would look just the same if i had my hair cut