Testo Roscoe Arbuckle

Expect nothing - you won't be disappointed
Life is just a pie that smacks you in the face then you die
One door closes, another one opens and busts you in the nose
What do I do? I was born fat; daddy wouldn't buy me no shoes
You know I never asked no one to call me fatty
You know I never liked that name at all
So if you don't mind I'll be doin' quite fine
With the only love I've ever known I'll take a shot of heroin to make it feel like someone loves me
Someone loves me? It's just a drugged up dream
Who could be in love with a boy like me?
Every good thing that I've ever seen becomes trouble in the end
So if you think you'd like to spend one minute inside my fat-ass shoes,
Take a lesson from a boy who's lost everything:
The bigwigs will scandalize you;
All your friends are going to leave you
Doctors get you hooked on anything these days
Early days weren't easy either;
Daddy used to beat me like crazy,
Said I was the reason that my momma died