Testo The Ballad Of John Simons

Harry woke up and his name was John,
His Grandma said 'John, you have been in a coma.'

John, John, John, John Simons,
Harry Potter was just a dream.
John, John, John, John Simons,
John, don't believe in all you've seen.
John said 'Nan did I defeat the Dark Lord?'
His Grandma said 'John you have been in a car crash.'

John, John, John, John Simons,
Voldemort was just a dream.
John, John, John, John Simons
John, don't believe in all you've seen.

Harry woke up and his name was John.
His Grandma said John you have been in a coma