Testo Sex, Drugs, & Country Music

I kiss and told 'til the word got out
That I could tie a cherry stem with my mouth
All the guitar boys started comin' around
And I had to know what they were singin' about

I met the birds and bees
The Highwaymen and weed
And once I tried all three I found my trinity

Two pills and a bed to lay in
A good song to keep the blues at bay in
Little green, satin sheets, and Waylon
Heals the soul of a heart that's breakin'
Go on, play that six-string, Cupid
Get me high 'cause love is stupid
Only things that get me through it
Are sex, drugs, and country music

Met Mary Jane and Adderall
Through a friend of a friend in a bathroom stall
One hit, strange trip, wreckin' ball
It really got the ball rollin', now I'm on a roll
Drollin' evеry day
First stop when I get paid
Keeps the bad juju away
At lеast that's what I say

Two pills and a bed to lay in
A good song to keep the blues at bay in
Little green, satin sheets, and Waylon
Heals the soul of a heart that's breakin'
Go on, play that six-string, Cupid
Get me high 'cause love is stupid
Only things that get me through it
Are sex, drugs, and country music

Mm-hm

When I first heard pedal steel
I knew that God was real
And when you sing to me
It brings me to my knees

All I really need
All I really need is

Two pills and a bed to lay in
A good song to keep the blues at bay in
Little green, satin sheets, and Waylon
Heals the soul of a heart that's breakin'
Go on, play that six-string, Cupid
Get me high 'cause love is stupid
Only things that get me through it
Are sex, drugs, and country music

Ooh, ooh
And country music