Testo Haters (Skit)

[Sample: Katt Williams]
"Ladies!
If you got 14 women hatin' on you...
You need to figure out how the fuck to get the 16th, before the summer get here! [ovation]
What the fuck is mad about? [applausing]
Fellas!
If you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them mothafuckas! What is you complainin' about?
If there's any haters in here right now that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on ME! "