Testo Trelawney's A Joke, Or Hey Who's That? A Prefect That's Who!

Harry, Ron, and Hermione think that they can do what they please
But here at school we've got some rules that everyone must follow
You can't cut class, though Trelawney's a joke
Or sneak in the restricted section under your cloak
You can't go in the forbidden forest, unless it's to dispose of Umbridge

How'd you make prefects? You guys are only outdone by George and Fred
How'd you make prefects? A know-it-all and a tensed up redhead
Well Harry, Ron and Hermione get into trouble constantly
They just can't seem to keep their names clean
And it's Gryffindor that suffers
We lose points for their mischevious deeds
While Harry sits back and makes the same old pleas
Voldemort's back and he's going to attack
Harry, you know you mustn't tell lies

How'd you make prefects?
You guys are only outdone by George and Fred
So how'd you make prefects?
A know-it-all and tensed up redhead
An arachnophobe and a Gryffindor well-read
A bushy-haired snobby teacher's pet And a boy who wishes he had Harry's scar on his head