Testo Booty Call (skit)

Yo, what's up?
Like this is literally how our conversations go, tell me this doesn't sound weird
If you were a girl then you would think this shit was weird
You're gonna text me "Goodmorning," we don't talk all day, right?
You'll text me around, hmm, probably eleven or twelve, when you feel like responding
Wanting you to come over, you come over, like, like, that shit's so weird and then again, I don't text you through the whole day but then I'll text you at night, and then you'll come over, like what?
Like literally a booty call, that is the definition of a booty call and a ho and I am not a ho
So, I'm not doing with that, like that's bullshit Like I have shit happening, I do things too like, I still find the time for you though
And if you don't wanna find the time for me, that is totally okay, just like don't lead me on or whatever, like that's just fucked up
Like, I don't deserve that, I'm sorry, but like what?