Testo Kari Equals Hottie

Met in '97 in our calculus class
Couldn't pass, spent my time, with this girl
Learning that I'd fall for her
At College Hall her parents walked her down the aisle
Gave her to, the luckiest guy, in the World
For all his life to have and hold

Move and shake my DNA and you Spin my cells it's so centrifugal
Pull me down and now I'm kissing you
Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh, OH

Ten years later, fast forward, there's three of us
In this house, watch the dogs, playing hard
Jaxon's running through the yard
Decorating cakes better than Martha does
Out the door, to the lab, then at night
Comes home to her favorite guys

Move and shake my DNA and you
Spin my cells it's so centrifugal
Pull me down and now I'm kissing you
Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh Scientist during the day but
Science can't explain my love for her
No vaccine for me I can't be cured
Woah oh oh, Woah oh oh Kari = Hottie

Wake each morning knowing that I love her more
Than yesterday, but not as much, as I will
Love her when tomorrow comes
A mom, a friend, my wife, my love, you never cease
To amaze, and surprise, endlessly
How's this for a Happy Birthday