Testo Grandpa's Perfume

M: Salomon/SonuVab!tch T: Salomon

Sexy, sunburned, smart and charming
Wind blows through your thin blonde hair.
Oh yes you are the perfect man,
Except that you need home care.

I see you drivin' in your car. Checking out school girls so far.
I see the wrinkles in your face.
Are there no girls left who are your age?

Does it represent your IQ
That your girl‘s so fucking young,
That she once started to go to school,
When you were already done?

I'm afraid, I'm afraid
That there is no chance for me.
To get a great, get a great
Girl, who is thinking like me.
Why does every girl wants to be fucked by a old?
How can you believe a word he says?
All the claims can't you hear?
Has the shit that runs out of his mouth
Constipated your ear?

I see you getting in his car.
Man, this sledge takes him so far.
I smell his perfume on your coat,
My grandpa uses the same note.

Does it represent your IQ,
That he is so fucking dumb.
That every time I talk with him,
I wanted to get drunk?

I'm afraid, I'm afraid
That there is no chance for me.
To get a great, get a great
Girl who is thinking like me.
Why does every girl wants to be fucked by an old?

By an old! By an old! By an old!

“Oh I love my boyfriend. He is so mature. He is sensitive.
And, he already had his wild time and now he knows what he wants: Me.”

One year later we met again,
We distantly greeted and then,
She said their love found a bitter end,
He`s cheating on her with her best friend.

And now who was right? Say. Say. Say.
Who was right? Say. Say. Say.
Who was right? Say. Say. Say.
Who was right girl?

…I was right.

I was right I knew it from the start,
For this creep you're just a fucking tart.
You were just a mean to blow
Up his crippled E.G.O.

Oh it was your own fault you were taken in by him.
I warned you so often. Why weren't you wondering?

I'm afraid, I'm afraid
That there is no chance for me.
To get a great, get a great
Girl who is thinking like me.
Why does every girl wants to be fucked by an old?