Testo White Trash

Mama, I wanna grow up to be a drunk
Sit around, watch TV and pick my feet
I wanna be pissed off and jealous of any
Who?s successful and complain that I can?t keep a job!
I?m not human, not human, I?m special
I?m not human, not human, so special

I wanna be white trash Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away
I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away

My sister, she?s got 3 babies
But she don?t remember who their daddy is
She was on Girls Gone Wild showin? her stuff
Now she?s a porn star, we?re so proud of her
She?s not human, not human, she?s special
She?s not human, not human, so special
I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away
I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away

I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away
I wanna be white trash
Sit around on my fat ass
So many hours in the day
To piss my life away

What that, you?re looking for a donation?
Save the whales, feed the children?
Feed the children to the whales
I?m savin? up for a big screen TV!