Testo This Club Is A Haunted House

Featuring RuPaul

Once upon a time there was a little dead girl
Dug up from the cornfields of Newton, Iowa
She was discovered by a much more
Gorgeous, blacker, beautiful, famous drag queen
And her career took off
Oh Lord, I've created a monster You better burn witch

Get possessed by the DJ
You'll scream like Linda Blair
Pick up a trick or treat and
Come to the party tonightmare

You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life
You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life

This club woah It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house

Is that a monster in your pocket
Or are you just happy to see me?
We'll make you tingle like William Castle
T.G.I.F. the 13th

You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life
You grab a drink drink
I'll grab a knife knife
This is the end of the rest of your life life

This club woah
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house

Demons on the dance floor
I've tasted blood and I want more
Demons on the dance floor
I've tasted blood and I want more more
And I want more more
And I want more more
Boo
I scared you

This club woah
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house

This club woah
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house
This club woah
It's a ha-ha-haunted house
Ha-ha-haunted house