Testo Everything Comes Down To Pooh !

J.D.: Hey, Ms. Miller, we just need a stool sample
Ms Miller : Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut ?
Turk & JD: 'Cause the answer's not in your head, my dear, it's in your butt !

J.D.: You see....
Everything comes down to poo !
From the top of your head, to the sole of your shoe
We can figure out what's wrong with you by looking at your poo! Turk ?

Turk: Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer ?
When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer !

J.D.: It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose
We'll figure out what's ailing you, as long as it's a deuce!
Yes !
Everything comes down to poo !

Nurses: Everything comes down to poo !

J.D.: Cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes, the nervous system, too!
All across the nation, we trust in defecation !
Everything comes down to poo !
Turk: If you want to know what's wrong, don't sit and act so cool
Just be a man and eat some bread, and drop the kids off at the pool !

Robed Woman: My stomach hurts
J.D: Check the poo

Limping Woman: I sprained my ankle
Turk: Check the poo !

Bloody Shoulder Guy: I was shot !
J.D: Check the poo !

Delivery Guy: A homeless guy threw poo in my eye !
Turk: Check the poo !
Delivery Guy: Mine or his ?
J.D: First him, then you !
It may sound gross, you may say "shush !"

J.D. & Turk: But we need to see what comes out of your tush !
Because...

All: Everything comes down to poo !
Whether it's a tumor or a touch of the flu !

J.D. & Turk: Please, won't you pinch us off a big, fat clue !

Turk: Our number one test is your Number Two !

All: If there's no breeze, light a match please !
Everything comes down to...
J.D.: Doo-doo !
Turk: Doo-doo !
J.D.: Doo-doo !
Turk: Doo-doo !

All: Everything comes down to ... poo !