Testo Too Old To Cut The Mustard

When I was young I had lots of pep, I could get around I didn't need no help. But since I'm old and a-gettin' gray, The people look at me and say.... CHORUS: Too old, too old, He's too old to cut the mustard anymore. He's a-gettin' too old, he's done got too old, He's too old to cut the mustard anymore. I used to could jump just like a deer, But now I need a new landing gear. I used to could jump a picket fence, But now I'm lucky if I jump an inch. Because I'm... (CHORUS) When I was young I had an automobile, I'd scoot myself right under that wheel. I had to fight the gals off with a stick, But now they say, "Oh, he makes me sick, Because he's..." (CHORUS)