Testo Rock$tar

I'm working 9 to 5
It's like I'm buried alive
My boss is always on my case and I hate him
He's got a Mercedes Benz,
With really lame ass rims
And now I'm stuck at the bus stop waiting!

His girlfriend is 18, and my girl just dumped me She said 'You can't afford me” and went for the money, the money, money, money

I wish I was a Rock Star, (Oh Oh)
Breaking all the girls' hearts (Oh Oh)
If I was Eddie Vedder (Oh Oh)
I bet you'd like me better (Oh Oh)
Doing shots of Patrone,
With P!nk and Emma Stone
And the paparazzi stalk us when they carry me home
I wish I'd learn to play the damn guitar

I wish I was a Rock Star (whistle)
I wish I was a Rock Star (whistle)

When I got home from work, it went from bad to worse, My roomie sold my X-box for a six pack
I wanna kick his ass and get all my cash back,
But he's six foot four and a douchebag
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/reece+mastin/rock+star_21048428.html ]
So I'm heading to LA, with the guitar I can't play,
Hoping to someday make a lot of money, money, money, money

I wish I was a Rock Star, (Oh Oh)
Breaking all the girls' hearts (Oh Oh)
If I was Eddie Vedder (Oh Oh)
I bet you'd like me better (Oh Oh)
Doing shots of Patrone,
With P!nk and Emma Stone
And the paparazzi stalk us when they carry me home
I wish I'd learn to play the damn guitar

I wish I was a Rock Star (whistle)
I wish I was a Rock Star

I learned a couple of chords and kept the verses short
It was sad but now it's kinda funny
I wrote a catchy song that went to number 1
About a girl that left me for the money.

Now I am a Rock Star, (Oh Oh)
Breaking all the girls hearts (Oh Oh)
Hanging out with Vedder (Oh Oh)
I bet you like me better (Oh Oh)
Doing shots of Patron
With P!nk and Emma Stone
I bet that you wish you were the one that got to carry me home

Thank God I learnt to play the damn guitar
And I thank you for the way you broke my heart

Cause now I am a Rock Star (whistle)
I am a Rock star (whistle)
I'm a Rock Star!